Brunettes: 15 on the board, and the evening each one suits
More than half the board is brown haired, which makes this the list that tells you least on its own. The range inside it runs from sand and sun-kissed light brown through chestnut and espresso to a brown that reads black in a photograph, and it takes in the shortest woman on the board and one of the tallest. For brunette escorts in London, it is the widest choice on the board.
The sensible way to read it is by shade first and then by district, because those two together narrow fifteen names to two or three very quickly. Everyone here is outcall, everyone works from £250 an hour, and everyone has a current availability note on the who is free page.
On the board
Brunettes, on the board















Note 02
The light end
Bianka is light brown with sun-kissed ends and hazel eyes, 165 cm and curvy, and builds a whole Knightsbridge evening around one long dinner. Laura is light brown and athletic at 169 cm, green eyed, lives in Paddington, cycles across town rather than taking taxis and is direct without being blunt. Vanessa is sandy brown with balayage through it, hazel eyed, 173 cm and slim, and would rather a good corner pub than a room with tablecloths.
Note 03
Chestnut
Jasmin wears chestnut brown poker straight down her back, is 160 cm and petite, and moves through Soho faster than most people can follow. Liana is chestnut too, 167 cm and slim, late twenties, and reads the wine list before the menu in her own Marylebone village. Rosa has a great deal of curly chestnut hair, is 160 cm and curvy, and will order pudding for both of you without asking.
Note 04
Dark brown, which is most of them
Lucy has dark curls that refuse to be flattened, is 163 cm and slender, and is the least formal name on the board. Margo is long, straight and dark brown, 166 cm and slim, with the quietest presence here and the most durable. Michelle is 173 cm and curvy with straight dark brown hair, and is better in the third hour than the first. Molly is wavy dark brown, 164 cm and curvy, and knows which Soho kitchen is on form this month.
Samanta is dark brown and slim at 174 cm, and will always choose the restaurant with thirty seats. Sonya is dark brown, straight, 162 cm and athletic, with hazel eyes and a preference for a seven o'clock table. Tiffany is chocolate brown to the waist, finely built at 169 cm, and has no interest at all in a hushed room. Tina is espresso brown, 158 cm and athletic, and knows every shortcut in WC2 including two that go through a building.
Note 05
The dark end of brown
Stacy is the furthest along the scale, near-black brown, 176 cm and slim, with brown eyes and a face that photographs better than it has any business doing. She is quiet for the first half hour and considerably better in the last one, which is worth knowing before you book a short evening with her.
Anything past that point stops being brown and starts being raven haired, which is its own list of six.
Note 06
Reading the list by district
Three of them are in Soho, three in Knightsbridge, two each in Marylebone, Chelsea and Paddington, one in Mayfair, one in Covent Garden and one who works the east. That spread is why this list is worth opening even if colour is not what you are choosing on: somebody here is close to your hotel.
Send the office the district and two names from this page. It will tell you which of them is free and which is nearest, which is usually the same short answer.
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Say a name and an hour
Write in with a length, a time and the zone you are staying in, and a name from the board comes back with a window attached. That is the whole of the arrangement.