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By vibe: 12 short lists cut from one board of 28

Twenty eight profiles is a lot to read at eleven at night when you already know roughly what you are looking for. These twelve lists are the London escort categories on this board, shortcuts through the same names and nothing more. Every woman appears in full on the who is free page with her availability note attached, and most of them turn up in three of the lists below.

The lists are cut from facts rather than from opinion: the colour of her hair, her height and build, and the age band she falls into. No list is a ranking, none of them costs more than another, and nobody is promoted into one because she needs the work. The same figures apply from top to bottom of the board.

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List 01hairBlondesBlonde is the second shortest list here, and the four women on it make a decent argument for reading past the label. The shades run from a cool waved fair through honey to caramel, and the...4 on the list List 02hairBrunettesMore than half the board is brown haired, which makes this the list that tells you least on its own. The range inside it runs from sand and sun-kissed light brown through chestnut and espresso to...15 on the list List 03hairRaven hairedSix women on this board wear their hair genuinely black rather than at the dark end of brown, and all six wear it long. Five of them wear it straight. It is the list guests most often choose from...6 on the list List 04hairAuburn and redThree women out of twenty eight, which makes this the rarest colouring on the board and the list that empties fastest. Anyone after redhead escorts in London should write early for that reason....3 on the list List 05silhouettePetiteSeven women here stand under 170 cm, and six of them are 163 cm or shorter. The list is about stature rather than about one particular build, so inside it you will find an athletic frame, a curvy...7 on the list List 06silhouetteStatuesqueNine women on this board stand 172 cm or taller, and the tallest is 178 cm before she puts anything on her feet. These are the statuesque escorts in London that guests choose when they want...9 on the list List 07silhouetteCurvaceousTen of the twenty eight are curvy, which makes this the second largest build on the board. They run from 160 cm to 175 cm, from early twenties to the early thirties, and from a Soho counter seat...10 on the list List 08silhouetteSlim and slenderTen of the board are slim or slender. The word covers a fair amount of ground, from a 163 cm frame under a mass of dark curls to a 178 cm one that walks into a room and takes a second of the...10 on the list List 09silhouetteToned and athleticFive women here have an athletic build, and in every case it comes from actually doing something rather than from talking about it. Two run and swim, one cycles and climbs, two train most mornings...5 on the list List 10ageEarly twentiesThis is the list guests open when they want the livelier end of an evening, and it mostly delivers it. The women here tend to talk first and consider it afterwards, they are quicker to suggest one...10 on the list List 11ageLate twentiesIf there is a house style on this board, it lives here. The women in this band tend to prefer a long table to a short drink, they are composed without being cool about it, and several of them will...14 on the list List 12ageThirties and beyondFour women on this board are in their thirties, and between them they hold most of the qualities guests ask for and cannot name: composure, an actual conversation, and no interest whatsoever in...4 on the list

Note 02

By hair, which is four lists

Brunettes is much the largest at fifteen, covering every brown from sand through chestnut to something almost black. Raven haired holds six, blondes four, and auburn and red is the shortest list on the site with three names in it.

Note 03

By build, which is five

Petite and statuesque are the two ends of the height range, and there is twenty centimetres between the shortest woman here and the tallest. Curvaceous, slim and slender and toned and athletic describe build rather than height. These are practical lists as much as anything: heels at a long reception, a walk home across a district, a woman who will be the tallest person at your table whether or not she wants to be.

Note 04

By age band, which is three

Early twenties, late twenties and thirties and beyond. The bands say something about temperament more often than about arithmetic. The youngest end of the board tends to talk first and think about it afterwards, and the thirties end tends to ask one good question and then listen to the answer, which some guests find restful and some find unnerving.

Note 05

Using a list properly

Open one, read two or three of the descriptions, then send the office those names with a night and a hotel. It will tell you who is actually free. Choosing by look alone is a perfectly honest way to start, but the women on this board differ far more in how an evening runs than in how they photograph, so the descriptions are worth the two minutes.

The ten plans explain the shapes an evening can take, the zones page covers the districts, and the booking page sets out the four steps from your first message to her arrival.

Last strip

Say a name and an hour

Write in with a length, a time and the zone you are staying in, and a name from the board comes back with a window attached. That is the whole of the arrangement.

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