Statuesque: 9 on the board, and the evening each one suits
Nine women on this board stand 172 cm or taller, and the tallest is 178 cm before she puts anything on her feet. These are the statuesque escorts in London that guests choose when they want somebody who reads across a room, and it is also the list where the practical questions are most worth asking in advance.
Heels are the obvious one. Most of the nine own a pair they can genuinely walk in and several of them prefer flat shoes and say so on their own pages. Say what you would like and it is arranged before she leaves home rather than discovered in a hotel lobby.
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The tallest three
Violetta is 178 cm, tall and slender, with sleek black hair to the small of her back and a discipline about how she dresses that is a pleasure to watch. She has long since stopped noticing the second of silence that follows her into a room.
Stacy is 176 cm and slim with near-black brown hair, and dresses simply because at her height anything elaborate turns into a statement. She is less confident than the height suggests, which is one of the more likeable things about her.
Milena is 175 cm and curvy, black haired, and wears heels that take her past six foot without troubling her at all. She is direct about what she does and does not enjoy, which saves everybody a great deal of guesswork.
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The other six
Karolina and Samanta are both 174 cm and slim, both late twenties, and both live off their own W1 or WC2 streets. Karolina is the quieter of the two and Samanta the one who asks how things are built. Michelle is 173 cm and curvy, dark haired, and steers people towards four hours rather than one. Vanessa is also 173 cm, slim, sandy brown, and carries the height with no effort at all.
Angelika and Patricia are both 172 cm. Angelika is athletic, black haired and early to everything. Patricia is slim, auburn brown, and has the lowest voice and the best listening on the board.
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Height in a real evening
It comes up for about one minute and then it does not come up again, which is roughly what the women themselves say about it. What it does change is furniture. A tiny corner table with no legroom is a worse evening for a tall woman than for a short one, so if you are booking somewhere cramped, mention it and she will tell you honestly whether it will work.
It also changes how a room reads you. Several of the nine are regularly the tallest person present and are entirely unbothered by it. If that would bother you, the petite list is seven names long and starts at 158 cm.
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Where they are
Mayfair has Angelika and Samanta, Chelsea has Michelle and Stacy, Belgravia has Patricia and Violetta, and the rest are spread between Covent Garden, Paddington and the wharf. Six of the nine are in those three districts alone, so the usual hour holds across the middle of town.
For a reception or a client dinner where somebody needs to look like they belong there, this is the list to open first, and when the invitation says two explains how those evenings are briefed. Everybody else is on the who is free page.
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