Escorts in Muswell Hill, N10: the trip out from town, agreed in writing
Is anything still awake on Muswell Hill after ten? A little, and that is the character of the place rather than a fault in it. The Broadway is a village high street on a hill, built for the families of Edwardian commuters, and late in the evening it hands itself back to the people who live in the avenues behind it. Everyone on the board lives in town, so Muswell Hill escorts make the journey out; the hill is beyond central London, so before you commit, the office sends the travel and any minimum as a written WhatsApp message, and the lengths themselves are on the rates.
On the ground
Muswell Hill in practice
Nearest stations
Walking timeAlexandra Palace, 18 minutes. Highgate, 20 minutes. East Finchley, 22 minutes.
Getting there
N10Outside Zones 1 and 2, so the office confirms the travel and any minimum in writing on WhatsApp before booking. The window is longer than the usual hour, and the chat carries her exact time.
On the board
Out from town to Muswell Hill
Who comes out
On the board for Muswell Hill
Every name on the board lives in town, so whoever is booked for Muswell Hill travels out to you; the six prints above are a first shortlist for tonight. Any of the twenty eight on the who is free page can be asked for by name instead.
Note 02
The Broadway with the shutters down
The Broadway and the roads that meet at its roundabout went up in a rush between the 1890s and the First World War, much of it by the developer James Edmondson, and the parades still match: red brick, flats over the shops, turrets on the corners. After ten the shopfronts are dark and the light comes from the last tables in the restaurants and from the pubs, which carry the street until closing. It is a well-lit, residential kind of late night, with the spire of St James's Church standing over the top of the hill as the landmark that shows from a long way off.
Note 03
When the Palace lets out
The exception is a concert night. Alexandra Palace, on the neighbouring hill to the north-east, opened in 1873, burned down within weeks and was rebuilt two years later; the BBC's first regular television service went out from it in 1936. Its great hall now takes big concerts, and when one ends thousands of people come down off the hill at once, on foot and in cabs, and for a while the roads below are busier than at any other time of night. Knowing the date matters: a late booking on a Palace night is best planned round the crowd, not through it.
Note 04
The avenues after dark
Off the Broadway, the avenues are streets of Edwardian family houses, and by late evening they are quiet. Sound carries on a hill, voices on a doorstep especially, and the evening here is quieter than the same hour in central London. The name, they say, comes from a mossy well, a spring on the slope; there is nothing so romantic to see now, only lamp posts, parked cars and the occasional lit window.
Note 05
How the night ends
There is no Underground station on the hill, and the nearest are on the Northern line below it, so the end of a late evening here is a cab rather than a platform, for guests and for escorts in Muswell Hill alike. Plan it before the second glass rather than after the last one. For an evening that wants more going on, Finsbury Park down the hill is busier, and Highgate along the ridge has its old village pubs.
From The Roundup
Two notes worth reading for Muswell Hill
Asked most often
Muswell Hill, asked and answered
What is Muswell Hill like after midnight?
Does a concert at Alexandra Palace change the night up here?
Can an evening begin after the pubs have closed?
One zone either way
Next along from Muswell Hill
Highgate
N6Same ladder, but outside Zones 1 and 2: the office confirms the travel and any minimum in writing on WhatsApp before booking.
escorts in Hampstead
NW3Same ladder, inside Zones 1 and 2, where travel is included and the usual hour applies.
Finsbury Park hotels
N4Same ladder, inside Zones 1 and 2, where travel is included and the usual hour applies.
Last strip
Say a name and an hour
Write in with the day, the length and the hotel or address in Muswell Hill, and the office replies with a name, a window, and the travel and any minimum in writing before anything is booked.